HEAR YE, HEAR YE, listen well for Santan the devil himself has infested this land with his diabolical and hellish rhythms. Heed my words lest thou be dragged down by the weight of thy rhythmic SINS.
Oh noes!
BEHOLD!
It is Santan corrupting the good people with his EVIL patterns. Look at him sitting there, taking malicious glee in the act of destroying your perspective and ruining your sense of rhythm for all eternity! Santan is the truest form of evil this world has ever seen!
However, there is no need to fear Santan’s reign, my children. In my dreams, RNGesus brought me a divine revelation, a gift and task of the highest order. I have worked tirelessly to bring forth the end of Santan’s corrupt vision. My name is Isaac Atkins, talentless genius, pattern anarchist, and apostle of rhythm. I present to you ISAAC’s Casualties of Rhythm 5.
My latest pack is a collection of 67 rhythms from across the musical landscape. Every song has been broken down into their rhythmically purest, 4k spread forms. Each song has two charts using the same, pure and holy rhythm. The red charts focus on the holy rhythm itself, while the purple charts expand upon the holy rhythm with technical elements to increase difficulty and prepare you for any encounters you may have with the devious and wicked rhythms. This purity will help cleanse thy soul of any SIN brought forth by Santan the devil.
With an MSD range of 4-14 and an average of 8, expulsion of wicked rhythms will be easier than ever before. No longer must thou suffer under thy weight of rhythmic SIN.
This is a spiritual journey, my brothers and sisters, so allow thyself to be lost within these divine rhythms, untainted by Santan’s diabolical influence. Feel the light reach thy soul and embrace it, or forever shall thou be corrupted by Santan’s rhythms.
DISCLAIMER:
The difficulties presented by the list shown below are calculated by arrowvortex and do not represent the advertised MSD ratings.
And as always—
NO REFUNDS.
Side note: I’m very curious what you like about my charts (if you do like them, that is), and I would like to hear what you have to say about them. Reach out to me directly on discord [isitizzyatkins] if you’re feeling bold, or leave your thoughts here. Many thanks, and do enjoy.
